OCTOBER, 2008
THREE GOOD REASONS TO BECOME A DENTIST:
1) FREE LATEX GLOVES.
2) STYLISH SCRUBS.
3) THE WORLD DOESN'T NEED ANY MORE LAWYERS.
AUGUST, 2007
Q. A WOMEN ASKS A FEMALE CO-WORKER ‘HAVE YOU EVER MET A MAN WHOSE TOUCH MAKES YOU TREMBLE?’
A. THE CO-WORKER REPLIED ‘WHY YES’ ..... ‘WOW’ SAYS THE FIRST WOMAN, ‘WHO WAS HE?’.... THE CO-WORKER REPLIED.... ‘MY DENTIST.’
AUGUST, 2008
Q. DEFINITION OF FESTER?
A. QUICKER.
MAY, 2008
Q. DEFINITION OF RECOVERY- ROOM?
A. A PLACE TO DO RE-UPHOLSTERY.
NOVEMBER, 2007
Q. DEFINITION OF POST OPERATIVE?
A. A LETTER CARRIER.
MAY, 2007
Q. DEFINITION OF DILATE?
A. TO LIVE LONG.
APRIL, 2007
Q. DEFINITION OF BARIUM?
A. WHAT THE DOCTORS DO WHEN PATIENTS DIE.
MARCH,2007
Q. WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DENTIST AND A NEW YORK YANKEE FAN?
A. ONE YANKS FOR THE ROOTS, AND THE OTHER ROOTS FOR THE YANKS.
FEBRUARY, 2007
Q. HOW DOES A PATIENT KNOW HE'S IN AN HMO DENTAL OFFICE?
A. WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE WALL AND SEES THAT ALL THE DENTAL DIPLOMAS ARE SIGNED BY SALLY STRUTHERS.
JANUARY, 2007
Q. WHAT DOES THE DENTIST OF THE YEAR GET?
A. A LITTLE PLAQUE.
DECEMBER, 2006
Q. WHY DID THE GURU REFUSE NOVOCAINE WHEN HE WENT TO THE DENTIST?
A. HE WANTED TO TRANSCEND DENTAL MEDICATION.
NOVEMBER, 2006
FOUR WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE ENROLLED IN A CHEAP HMO:
1) TONGUE DEPRESSORS TASTE LIKE A FUDGESICLE.
2) ANNUAL BREAST EXAMINES ARE CONDUCTED AT HOOTERS.
3) YOU SWEAR YOU SAW SALAD TONGS AND A CRAB FORK ON THE INSTRUMENT TRAY JUST BEFORE THE DENTIST STARTED TO EXTRACT YOUR WISDOM TOOTH.
4) YOU ASK FOR VIAGARA AND YOU GOT A FUDGESICLE STICK AND SOME DUCT TAPE.
